GOOGLE

GOOGLE


Hey! I’m gonna want
a rematch! You shits! Ping-pong needs three rounds
to get going! -Hey, Jorge, you busy?
-Hey, Boss. Actually, I am. I… I was gonna ask
for a bit of quiet. This dog barking… So, Jorge,
I need to talk to you. Does it have to be now? It’s just
that I’m almost finishing this job. -It’ll be on your desk later.
-See? That’s why we gotta talk. -Is it about the spreadsheets?
-It’s about you. Look at you, man. We work at Google, man! This is a collaborative company.
Modern, sustainable, pet-friendly. -And?
-And…? C’mon, buddy! Goddammit! -I’m gonna play next!
-Hey, give us the ball! Cool? So you’re not adjusting. We’re very disappointed
with your performance here. No, no. I’m sorry,
excuse me, but not my performance. All week I delivered
everything you asked for. -Every spreadsheet was…
-Spreadsheet? There you go,
talking of spreadsheets. See how you can’t focus? I’m talking about Fifa 18! About Fortnite tournaments
in the 9th floor! I’m talking about playing pool
by the kitchen! Jorge, you don’t even have a score
in the cafeteria karaoke! Because you hired me
to work, no? Yes, to work. But this is fucking Google! This is all automated, the robots do
the heavy lifting. Jorge, our work here
is so much more than that. Our work here is to sit down and make…? Spreadsheets? A better world. Sorry, how do I do that?
I don’t even… Basically by playing with us
and wearing vintage clothes. It’s just that vintage clothes
aren’t really my thing. -And that’s why you’re fired.
-What? -Fired!
-No, Boss, please! I could start your paperwork myself,
but I’m too busy with volleyball. I also got the pool in the terrace,
Red Light Green Light, I can’t. Tati can handle it. Tati! Get Jorge’s resignation
paperwork started! Tati’s playing
hide and seek. -Oh, when she hides…
-Boss, please. -Can you do it yourself?
-But… -Tag, you’re it!
-No, he’s out of the game! Hey, now it’s my turn!
Don’t be so greedy! L, X and A, see? Now he passed. -Hey.
-Hi. Excuse me. -Is this for the marketing position?
-Yeah, in marketing. Right… Do I know you
from somewhere? I don’t think so,
I just have one of those faces. Oh, okay. -Did you bring your resume?
-No, I didn’t. -You didn’t?
-But I brought this flag thing. -Where is it?
-Here. Just a sec… and there! I can do this. -You’re hired.
-Thank you! Really? Yeah, sure. Hey, hey, hey!