HOW TO USE THE BIG MAC 10

HOW TO USE THE BIG MAC 10


Are you tired of being called a noob for using
the P90? Do you love getting anti-eco frags? Are you a hard ass gangsta that ain’t got
time for these CT fools? Then fear not! The Big Mac-10 is for you! First, let’s go over some background history
of the weapon: The Big Mac-10, as American as the Big Mac
itself, was developed in the United States. It can be calibered in 9mm or .45 acp, but
clearly in-game it’s 9mm because shooting at armor is it’s kryptonite. In 1994 The Mac-10 was banned alongside many
other guns in the USA because the ATF is about as strict as a christian father on Easter
sunday. So this explains why only the Terrorista can
buy the gun ingame, and not the CT’s, even though it was invented in America. Now lets learn some statistics of the weapon:
The Mac-10 is made of steel stampings which are relatively quite cheap, which explains
its low cost, making it cheaper than a Jew in an electronics store. This also makes the least-expensive SMG in
game compared to the other options. The magazine size is approx the amount of
empty cough syrup bottles an african american from the houston area has….aw fuck! The magazine capacity of the Mac-10 is approximately
The amount of hours of overtime the average single father will have to work to afford
child support payments…there we go The damage is as equal to that of an annoying
3-year old at a sports event whacking you in the back of the head with thunder sticks. The movement speed is as fast as Donald Trump
signing controversial executive orders. Next let’s move on to some gameplay tactics
of the weapon: It has a collapsible stock on that back, but
if you use that you might as well bring your purse and lipstick with you too because of
how much of a pussy you are. If you want to be a real man, shoot it one
handed, like you shoot your load every night. A little known fact about the mac-10 is that
if you hold it sideway while wearing a do-rag it doubles it’s dps. Another little known fact is that before you
used to be able to buy it on the pistol round if you killed someone fast enough. Using the Mac-10 is easy for any silver. It’s just a cheaper shittier version of
the P90. It’s key strength that it has compared to
other SMG’s is it’s jumping accuracy. CT’s on an eco round are going to be holding
tight corners with pistols hoping to get a headshot. The beauty of this gun is that you can just
jump around every corner like the easter bunny on crack, and spray down any CT trash using
his Fucking Fiveseven. “Go fuck yourself you fucking cunts with
you’re broken ass pistols…piece of shit…” Another great advantage to the Mac 10 is its
kill reward is much higher than compared to something like the P90, so it is a very great
choice to buy after you win the pistol round. Using the Big Mac-10 is the best way to show
your patriotic support of being a real American, besides wearing something like a tank top
or a choker. So, that’s all there is to using the Big
Mac-10! Tune in next time as I show you how to use
the GAY-K47, and remember: