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LUGAR NO CÉU

-Hi. Good afternoon. -Hi. I died and I’m trying to check-in in Heaven. Right. -Please, tell me your name. -Mila Marcondes de Oliveira. Mila Marcondes de Oliveira. Right. Let me see here. I bought my place in Heaven in the Fifth’s Day of Reign Church, in Bangu. Fifth’s Day of Reign Church. Do you remember […]

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MANSPLAINING

MANSPLAINING

Hi, guys, how are you? My name is Martha. Jorge invited me here to talk a bit about feminism with you. Yeah. I called Martha because she’s a specialist in feminism. It’s a buzzword in recent times and, despite being a man, I was raised by women, so I know well what they go through. […]

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ZUCKERBERG

ZUCKERBERG

Mr. Zuckerberg, are you aware that this commision is here because your company, Facebook, is being charged with leaking confidential information? I am, sir. My first question to you is this. I sent a voice message to a Senator. During the message, I mention a specific brand of chocolate. Right after I hit send, a […]

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“Mac vs. PC vs. Everybody” (parody ad)

“Mac vs. PC vs. Everybody” (parody ad)

Hello, I’m a Mac. And I’m a PC. You know how everyone says make sure all your software is up to date? Well, I do that automatically, so you don’t have to worry about it. And I’m a PC. Ah, self-deprecating humor, I get it. That’s funny. And I’m a PC. Oh! You’re stuck! Okay, […]

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REIS MAGIA

REIS MAGIA

Guys, hot shower! Let’s go, we’re late… Of course we are, I didn’t even have time to put make up on. Did you buy a gift? No, I didn’t. Of course I did! I was the first one to buy, in August. What’s your gift? Gold. No kidding! Amazing! Gold is back, Golden in the […]

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Mac Miller Performs ‘Ladders’ With Jon Batiste & Stay Human

Mac Miller Performs ‘Ladders’ With Jon Batiste & Stay Human

>>Stephen: PERFORMING “LADDERS” FROM HIS NEW ALBUM, “SWIMMING,” WITH JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN, PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” MAC MILLER! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ALL I WANNA DO IS FREE YOUR MIND WAKING UP DO YOU MIND IF I BLOW YOUR MIND? LITTLE BABY DON’T BE SHY. […]

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REENCARNAÇÃO

REENCARNAÇÃO

-Are you ready? -Not completely. You must know we get a bit anxious about reincarnating. I know. You’ll be reincarnating in 3, 2… Wait, wait, my Lord. I’m sorry, God. -What is it? -Did you write it down? Yes. You want to reincarnate as a soccer player. -That’s it. -Shall we? Reincarnating as a player […]

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VALTER

VALTER

Are you ready to order, sir? How’s this one? That one is balanced, sir. Medium-bodied… I bit acid too. And this French here, is it good? That one is great. A wonderful region of France, Bergerac, Southeast of France. I’d say it’s light, mellow. Also, a wonderful cost-benefit, as you can see, sir. And this […]

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BITCOIN

BITCOIN

Do you know what you’re having? I know what I want but I can’t find the prices in here. We work with bitcoins, Sir. Oh, wow! Bitcon! -How modern! -Yeah… How much for the rump steak with fries? Depends on the temperature on the meat. -I want it well done. -So, it’s 0.003 bitcoin. -What […]

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